“X” writes:
“Wow, all this time and that’s all the progress you made? Wait to go, The Flash. So, when are you going to abandon this project and start another one?”
Wonder no more.
After much thought, I have decided to drop the Tales of Hearts fan translation project. There are many factors that went into this decision, such as lack of fan interest. Therefore, it pleases me to announce that instead, in celebration of the (somewhat) recent release of Tales of Phantasia: Narikiri Dungeon X, I will be unveiling my newest project, Tales of the World: Summoner’s Lineage.
Summoner’s Lineage puts you in the shoes of Flein K. Lester, the great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandson of Klarth F. Lester, the famed summoner from Tales of Phantasia. He wants to be the best summoner — in fact, the best there ever was. He is ransacking some ancient ruins in search of Pact Rings when the floor collapses and he stumbles upon Macaron, a fairy born of magitechnology, sleeping in stasis and awaiting her next master.
Meanwhile, in Alvanista, Dr. Garrell is spending some quality time with his son, Xex. Xex is a kind-hearted boy, as gentle as can be. Only he’s not the good Doctor’s biological son — he’s a creation of magitechnology. Oh, boy, magitechnology! It’s perfect and stable and it never brings misfortune upon those who mess with it. Never in the history of the Aselian calendar has magitechnology caused any sort of catastrophic problem that may in fact hang the fate of the entire world in the balance, no siree. … Wait.
Needless to say, shit goes down, Dr. Garrell dies (oops, spoiler!!), and Xex wants to raze all of human civilization, what with being a living weapon of mass destruction and all. Flein, a plucky young summoner, and Macaron, a fairy, are the only ones who can stop him. Yeah, the world is doomed. But wait! It’s not quite doomed, because Flein can summon generic allies to his aid! Also, other characters join him along the way to form a ragtag band of good-hearted adventurers that will surely put an end to the menace of the evil Xex.
But wait, that’s not all! Later in the game, Macaron will be able to call the Heroes of Time forth from five hundred years in the past to join Flein in his quest!
Yes, that’s right, the heroes of Tales of Phantasia make an appearance in this canon entry to the Aselia timeline series of Tales games. Before you ask if there are any “high ohgees”, though, I should probably warn you: Summoner’s Lineage is an SRPG. That is, you move guys around on a grid, instead of Free Running around the battlefield in real-time like a headless chicken. You can form teams comprised of up to three units, which if formed properly can pulverize the opposition with special power attacks.
As you can see, Cless is taking the opportunity to team up with a couple of lovely ladies. He’s more compatible with them for increased battlefield effectiveness, he says. Mint just isn’t the right elemental type, he says. That sly dog!
What makes the story of this game truly incredible is the juxtaposition of the deleterious effects of magitechnology with the social commentary about how any given technology or creed is only as bad as you make it. After all, if there is evil in this world, it lies within the hearts of men. Macaron and Xex are on opposite ends of the scale, where one wishes to help preserve the world and the other wishes to see it burn to the ground, in order to avenge the death of his surrogate father. The irony of the situation is not lost on Flein, who realizes that the good Doctor would never have wanted the otherwise kind-hearted Xex to commit such atrocities. Interestingly, it appears that the reason Xex hates humans specifically is because they have the power to choose to be what they want, and yet they often choose the path of evil anyway. Of course, this also applies to Xex himself, making him a dark tragic antihero villain in the same vein as those from timeless classic works of literature, such as Sasuke Uchiha. By the way, this post is obviously once again a total joke. Please pretend it’s real if you comment in the comments section below… Thanks! There are heavy parallels between Summoner’s Lineage and Tales of Phantasia, of course. The similarity between Xex and Dhaos is obvious. What is not as clear is the relationship between the hero group and the hero group of old. Has humanity learned its lesson, or has it forgotten it over the long five hundred-year period? Will the Heroes of Time be able to draw upon their previous experiences and errors to guide Flein onto the true path of justice? It is philosophical questions like these that make this game a masterpiece.
Well, I suppose I’ve written enough about how good this game is. Apologies to the small number of you that were looking forward to Tales of Hearts, but as this game has the larger fanbase, I feel it is a better choice.
Please look forward to seeing an English translation patch for Tales of the World: Summoner’s Lineage!
October 12, 2010 at 9:04 pm | Permalink
MAJOR outbreak of tl;dr XDD
Not to say I’m not included… I just read the much shorter and obvious comments. =]
Between this, Okamiden, and Need for Speed;HP I want to strangle my systems in hope of time magically skipping forward and the games being in my hands.
October 13, 2010 at 10:46 am | Permalink
Haha you bastard, i totally didnt see this was a joke until i read other users comments.
You got me. Now im just sitting here as a wave of relief washes over me.
Im looking forward to your hearts project so much. I hope you stick with it.
October 13, 2010 at 11:47 am | Permalink
My heart dropped…and then started beating again when I read the last paragraph
*shakes fist*
Coulda waited till april 😀
October 16, 2010 at 5:50 pm | Permalink
Awwwwwwwwwwwwww
that’s cruel mannnn!
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great joke
good luck on your tales of world (JKJK)
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October 16, 2010 at 7:43 pm | Permalink
But seriously… this game is amazing. In fact, if he does go back to working on tales of hearts instead, I will be extremely disappointed. The game is truly amazing, and honestly anyone who has played hearts knows its a bit of a disappointment especially when compared with this quality tales title. We can only hope tales of the tempest will be the next to be translated and patched after this, only then should we begin to seriously consider translating hearts entirely. As tales games are being translated at all we should be grateful to people like this.
Good choice, Kajitani-Eizan, looking forward to the inevitable tempest translation next.
October 17, 2010 at 10:00 am | Permalink
Fail joke is fail.
October 17, 2010 at 1:26 pm | Permalink
Screw Tales of the Tempest, it’s problably the worst mothership title that will ever exist. Tales of Destiny 2 never got a decent translation attempt so a patch for it would be great. Though right now I only care about Tales of Hearts.
October 17, 2010 at 2:06 pm | Permalink
0.o …clearly sarcasm…
October 18, 2010 at 3:44 am | Permalink
“By the way, this post is obviously once again a total joke. Please pretend it’s real if you comment in the comments section below… Thanks!”
. . .you meany.
October 18, 2010 at 7:09 pm | Permalink
FUCK YEAH! NO MOAR HERTZ! *-*
Waiting for Summoner Lineage! (y)
October 19, 2010 at 1:46 pm | Permalink
So much good trollinnnnn’
I’d totally play SL though, maybe it’s fields are less generic looking than ToH
October 23, 2010 at 2:08 am | Permalink
You scared me.
October 23, 2010 at 9:18 pm | Permalink
Don’t you dare doing that again
October 24, 2010 at 11:10 am | Permalink
What’s so wrong about running around like a headless chicken?
October 25, 2010 at 4:57 am | Permalink
Hahahaha! You really had me there for a minute. Social commentary, great battle system, haha, good one. 😀
November 1, 2010 at 3:56 pm | Permalink
Nyaahahaha I didn’t read this post b4 XDD so this is why some are dissapointed XD heck! they didn’t get to read the last part of ur message XDDD
November 16, 2010 at 2:19 pm | Permalink
Even though this is a joke, judging by the pics it seems that after your finished With Hearts, you’re moving on to Summoner’s Lineage. And since SL is a GBA game…maybe…you could schedule finishing the Narikiri Dungeon games around that one?…
…Just sayin’…
December 25, 2010 at 6:20 pm | Permalink
Even though this was a long time ago, I lol’d.
December 28, 2010 at 11:56 pm | Permalink
My favorite comment?
“Stop being a faggot”
January 7, 2011 at 9:15 am | Permalink
People who were waiting for Hearts are… just craaazy! I mean does TofH has a big bad Sasukish villain?
Hell NO.
And that’s why it makes it such a bad videogame,
I hope you will add on this one much more yaoi and fantardservice, because that’s what makes a game actually good, ya know.